If you had to describe yourself to a person with just one word what word would it be? The English language has a plethora of words so it should be possible to pick a word that best describes you. I had this conversation with a friend a while ago and of course anyone who picked a physical description like sexy, beautiful or handsome really didn’t get. Sure you can be sexy but that would be it, you’re just sexy and Kodiak’s (Ursus arctos middendorffi aka the Alaskan Grizzly) don’t care for sexy but I’m sure to them sexy people taste good. All that sexy would sure add flavor, mmm…sexy flavor. Okay, so try to pick a word and if sexy is the only thing you can come up with due to a lack of vocabulary then so be it.

One of my friends chose the word ‘oblivious’ and I wondered why but soon realized that oblivious was a good choice. Another one picked ‘rational’ and it really did not match, we did debate it for a while and then dropped the debate because it was anything but rational, my point was made. It’s funny how you think a word can define you and then realize that maybe that word may not have been the best choice. One of my friends described another friend as a ‘dog’, I said that it was an insult to the dog. It’s difficult to try and define a person with just one word because there is more to a person than just a word, unless of course that person is clueless then there is no hope.

The word that would best describe me is ‘clever’ and of course some could argue and say that ’smart ass’ maybe a better description or maybe even ‘bitter’ but I’m only bitter when people really piss me off. It’s safe to say that I’m clever 75 percent of the time compared to 5 percent of the time that I’m bitter, honest. Okay maybe 7 percent bitter, tops. As for being a smart ass, aren’t we all at some point in our life.